Wednesday, November 30, 2011

What has two tails?

Today's world is full of mythical creatures, from Sasquatch/Bigfoot, teenage werewolves and vampires, ghosts and spirits, to the zombie apocalypse, but most of us know that these are as fake as unicorns.

Okay, maybe only some of us know that.

But here now I present proof of a creature with a tail on either end, a freak of nature or simply something that has an explanation?  You be the judge...

Well, all except Marcy.  Marcy, just skip this post.  Really, trust me here.

Introducing the two tailed creature:


Yes, I know, what a let down, it was a fake... the front tail is detachable!  


Maggie finally caught the rascally squirrel she has been chasing all fall.  The thing was mocking her, and it would jump off the tree trunks and run ON THE GROUND to another trunk, thus teasing and taunting Maggie, in an evolutionarily ill-conceived show of rodent supremacy.  

After weeks of such hubris, Maggie had the last laugh.  



She carries the squirrel everywhere with her, but politely leaves it outside when she enters the house.  She can still dream about it though...



Sunday, November 27, 2011

Decibel and Maggie PLAY!

Maggie has started to play with Decibel.  It is an honor bestowed upon Decibel, and she knows it.  She plays by the rules, which ensure that Maggie wins.  It has been happening quite frequently, but it is not an easy thing to take pictures of.  Fur flies and gets blurred, and it is a fast paced activity.  Although teeth to flash, they are never actually used.
It is all in good fun.


 








And Decibel is smart enough to let Maggie win.  Oh yes, she is.

Just a walk

We've had beautiful fall weather for the most part this year.  Lots of times it was warm enough to walk around without having to bundle up, and I even got a late ride in this November.
On a walk up to the horse barn Decibel was just her usual playful self.  She often brings me a stick or a piece of bark or a weed (we call them flowers).
I'm trying to close the gate - Decibel can't wait...

play tug

tug tug tug


Your turn to play, Dad!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Kirschenmichel


Every once in a while I have a nostalgic hankering for food from my past, usually childhood treats.  Often I even have the recipe for those, but they include a difficult to impossible to get ingredient, so they remain cravings.

One of the recent cravings was Kirschenmichel, a sweet cherry-pudding type thing, baked in the oven, and consumed warm, topped with the all important, IMPORTED, cold vanilla sauce that is a thing of beauty all by itself.  My Mom got me the vanilla sauce on her last trip to Germany, so I was a step closer to fulfilling my food fantasy.

Well, one good thing about having a cow is that I can make Quark, which is a German fresh cheese type thing, not yogurt, not sour cream, not mascarpone, not cream cheese, and so forth, but a little like all of those things.  It is white, creamy, soft, mild, fluffy stuff, and can be made savory or sweet.

Of course Harold had to joke about quarks and ask about the neutrinos, but I told him not to worry, since they are faster than light (I TOLD YOU SO), they were gone before I even made the stuff, which takes about two days.  One day you let the culture grow in the milk, another day you leave the curds to drain, and then, voila, it is Quark.

Now all I needed was Gries, which is farina (Cream of Wheat), and cherries, and I was good to go, since eggs, sugar, cream and butter are common enough.  I even had my Mom’s handwritten recipe, which upon closer examination was rather suggestive.  She doesn’t have to write down things like oven temperature and other details, since she KNOWS how to cook.  But I guessed at the gaps, and the resulting dish was…



SUPERB!



Oh it was good.  The dogs surrounded me and focused their mental beams on me so they got a taste, and then they were in the same happy sugar and cream induced vanilla flavored heaven that I occupied.  Seriously, it was bliss.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Cloning on the farm

Well, you can't keep a 'retired' genetic engineer away from the test tubes and DNA for too long, especially when there is a surplus of milk and a shortage of drinkers.  The pigs were shipped and we were once more drowning in the white stuff.
Sooo....
                            ... I cloned me a batch!







                          Seriously?!?


No, of course not.  Our friend and dear dairy consultant brought over a couple of heifer (girl) calves to help with the milk disposal.  The experiment was almost successful.  Ruby spent a day looking at the duplicates, chewing her cud and thinking, and then?

Then she upped her milk production!

No joke.  But we are feeding three and still have plenty of milk for cheese, butter, yogurt, and more.  It took the little new ones only one feeding and they mob us now, it is good milk!  I named the new girls Gertrude and Priscilla, for reasons obvious to me, but their final names will be decided by their owner.


Decibel now sleeps with one eye open, so I don't add more 'kids' to the family.