Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Herding aspirations



Now that Ruby has company in the form of two steers, we have a 'cow herd' again, and Ruby is a lot happier for the company of her own kind.  For Decibel the newcomers were at first something to carefully investigate, which means you sneak up on them, bark and head for the hills, circle around and repeat.  
But steers are not as skittish as sheep and thus the performance only works to startle them at first, then they turn to investigate and even chase the unruly canid, so soon enough a new strategy is advised.  And it can't be said that Decibel is slow in any sense of the word, and so she soon figured this one out.  

The first glimpse of her good sense came when Skeeter - the possum dog - thought he had to bark at the steers.  They are not afraid of something barely cat-sized, so they were giving spirited chase.  Decibel had been walking with me, took off and charged into the pasture, physically shouldered Skeeter out of the way of a head-butt attempting steer, shoved him out of the pasture onto the driveway, and when I am just about to burst with pride, she raced back and yapped at the steers herself, making them run and scamper, for she is decidedly larger than a cat, but when they raced into the barnyard, Decibel veered off, her chore completed and rejoined us, all puffed up with pride and other stuff.

Soon these forays became more organized, and now I can make use of all that energy, and have Decibel drive the steers back to the barn.  Ruby is really no problem, the cow knows where she gets milked and fed, but the steers are boys and thus not quite as clever.  They usually follow the cow, but they do it at their own speed, which means they often miss a turn or a gate and then all they can do is race along a fence bawling, hopelessly 'trapped', since backtracking to a gate is not in their vocabulary.  

This is where Decibel shines!  

She will circle the dummies, turn them and drive them with enthusiasm through the gate and to the barn.  The only time we get into chaos is when Ralphy decides to 'help'.  His approach is less organized and louder, and so the steers then run in separate ways, which makes the whole herding thing fall apart for a bit.  Still, Decibel is not discouraged, although one time she actually gave Ralph a talking to, in form of a big bark right in his ear, which couldn't have said "quit it you dummy" more clearly.  Then she shoved the old boy out of the way, and went back to gathering up the steers, and working them.   That's my girl!

Now, she is not the bravest of souls, so when one of the bovines charges, she dances out of the way, but she is so quick at coming back around, that it hardly matters.  Not that I mind her 'cowardice', it is only good sense and hopefully will keep her from getting kicked or butted.  Now the steers are getting used to her, and are far less likely to actually kick, but at first I was worried.

Also, since cattle move slower, more deliberately, and are quite willing to slow down, this makes the whole herding exercise far more orderly than with sheep.  Sheep scatter and keep running, and since Decibel can easily catch them, she will easily catch them, and uses her teeth to stop them, which is why we put the sheep to rest in the freezer and have the steers.  It is not Decibel by herself that is the problem, she actually listens quite well to me, but wildly running sheep chased by four dogs (just having fun) tends to get too chaotic.  Yet with the steers Decibel actually works, (neither Skeeter nor Maggie are all that interested in the steers) and when they are going in the right direction, or have reached the barnyard, Decibel runs back to her people without a second thought.  

Now of course when it comes to Decibel, I tend to have rose colored glasses on, so I kept my opinion of her excellence to myself, but Harold said, "Look, she is actually working, not just chasing", when Decibel did one of her patented herding moves.  So it is not just my imagination!
She will listen and slow down, and one time when she tried to 'herd' the cattle the wrong way (I was done with them, and didn't want them to go back to the barn), I told her "Decibel, that will do" and she stopped with the steers and raced back to me, and I swear we never worked on the 'That'll do', she just knows.  

Now we just got a summer visit from 19 Jersey heifers, and it will be fun to see what Decibel does with a real herd.  The first morning she saw them, I was busy with the other critters, and before I could worry, she simply circled them in an easy trot, decided they were in a close bunch (they were lying down chewing their cud) and after a few checks over her shoulder Decibel decided she didn't have to work them, and came to 'help' me.  Again, that doesn't sound like much, but less sensible dogs might have just barked and scattered the little heifers, and since the heifers were in a new place, that might have gone wrong.

You might fear for the chicken, but Decibel is interested in the kitchen scraps, not the hen.  




                                               She's so much more than just a pretty face

Now Decibel is not the only dog with cow sense, but Maggie, the other one that has 'brains', does not herd.  She likes the critters, and often plays with them and for some reason they like playing with her, and are not scared, nor too rough.  Maggie used to play 'headbutting' games with one of the steers, even when he was close to butcher weight, and she never got hurt, because they both knew that it was a game.  But Maggie does not herd them.  Her agreement with me is limited to not hurting them, and she can go into the chicken coop to kill rodents, without even giving the cackling hens another look.  This is the same dog that knows that pheasants are fair game, because they are NOT Mom's.    

Thursday, May 31, 2012

To prevent dullness

All work and no play would suck, but never fear:










Home improvements

Before the storm Harold was busy building some sort of burial vault that will eventually house the backyard water supply.

The old part of our house (and I do mean old, it was built in 1918/19) had a well in the dug-out that was also a storm cellar.  This well had been discontinued when rural water came available, and rumor has it that our water stank - literally, sulfur in it or something.

Because we went back on a well (this is a l-o-n-g story involving: the local water district, the people who ran it then, haphazard chlorination of water, common water outages when someone 'forgot to switch on the pumps', high costs of water, inconvenience (no auto debit, you had to read the meter and fill in a little card with payment, even if you have used no water, since the meter has been shut off...), and for the final straw the threat of fluoridating the water thanks to a grant from the United Methodist Church - what did I ever do to them?  Again, I am not against making water safe, and chlorine or fluoride is okay, if done right/safely.  But when you sometimes have a higher chlorine level than a public pool (it routinely ate through the brass pump impellers), and other times there is none in the line, then you worry about them being able to handle the fluoridation safely.  Chlorine will evaporate and you can smell it.  Not so when the water is fluoridated; and the difference between okay and a health hazard is the difference between 2 ppm and 4ppm...) we don't use the 'house' water for the garden, not unless it is a wet year.  It is people and pets first, livestock second, and plants fend for themselves, when it comes to water.

The problem is that I have this goldfish pond, and we fill it up with water from a well that we also use for livestock, but it is a hassle to do so.  And we have this well in the backyard, so why not pump that water and fill the fish pond, and maybe even water a flower or two?  So what if the water stinks? (Actually Harold drew some water up with this covered pipe on a rope deal, and the water did not stink, so I have hopes for non-stinky water).

Well, for one thing, wells are not cheap or easy to develop.  I figured we (the royal we, meaning of course Harold) just drop a pump down there, and then water will magically gush out of the ground.

Apparently that is not how this works.

I did not figure that this magic involves wires and concrete and pipes and pressure tanks and pumps and faucets and digging a hole (and putting a nerd in it - okay, that was mean, but it is a 'Simpsons' joke).

Harold is digging the hole.  The pipe in the back is the old well with a new top on it.
Decibel was watching from her special spot.  She climbs up on the ATV all by herself.  It is about as challenging as ascending Mt Everest, she doesn't jump, but climb.  It drives Ralph nuts, because he likes the ATV, (it is some sort of 'truck' to him) but he can't figure out how to get up there.  
She's touching his stuff!

Now I had to do something too, since digging and installing stuff that involves water and electricity isn't my thing (and I didn't want to be in the hole), so I painted three sides of the outhouse...

...then I ran out of paint (although the stuff I was using was old and had the consistency of cream cheese, so 'running out' isn't the right term).  Luckily it is the north side that needs to be painted, not visible from the road.

Before the well and the outhouse, we were working on the front porch:

The columns/posts have been leaning, and the decking had to be replaced.  Demolition was easy:


 Once we (and this time I actually helped!) figured out how to support the roof (note free floating posts above).

 Maggie points out some structural problem.  
 Harold is consulting with Skeeter, but I think there is little help there.
The Thinker

 New joists or whatever the floor support stuff is called.
 Fast forward to floor installed and painted, and the posts set plumb again.  The porch is still blocked off with the soon to be installed lattice, because the oil based floor paint took eons to dry.  We still have not actually set foot on the new porch, not even to take the blue tape off the siding.



Shattered

The good news is that last night we finally got some rain.



And we really needed some.  Above, with my foot for reference is a common (as in we have these all over, same size) crack in the ground.  I have big feet.  And this is AFTER it rained!
Yesterday Harold poured a 5 gallon bucket of water into one of these cracks in the backyard.  You could hear the water gurgling down on its way to China.  These cracks are deep!


The bad news is that some of it came as hail driven by 60 mph winds and thus several adages come to mind:

Don't count your chickens (or apricots)... and the one about crying over spilled milk.  Well, I do cry over that, because milking is hard work, and I think Harold is rather upset about the state of his garden.

"Creamed" corn

Squashed

No watermelon survived

The hail shredded leafy plants and damaged all the fruit.

The apricots were just a few days from harvest, we had even set up the fruit picker and ladder...


The fallen ones were delicious, and WITHOUT worms!
Before the storm (actually side not hailed on)

  Hail damaged side
See all the brown spots, bruises?


Alas, all for nought.  And I was a hair's breath away from sending Harold out for more jars for jams and such.  Nothing better than apricot jelly, it is like eating sunshine.  Well, we still have some from last year, and will have to ration that.
Pommeled peaches

Apples are bruised and leaves shredded


Sunday, May 27, 2012

Finally - Global warming... AAAHHHHH!


It is well known that heat is my friend.  I loathe the cold and wear gloves when the temperatures plummet below 50°F (10°C) and I am extremely sensitive to windchill, which can ruin a reasonable 80°F (27°C) for me and make me go for a long-sleeved cover.

So the 'threat' of global warming makes little sense to me, it is like the 'threat of happiness' or fear of wealth.
As a scientist, just by the way, I can point to the fact that warm climates have greater biodiversity, and ice ages have really not done the planet's inhabitants much good.  Even the earth likes it warm.
Cherries earlier this month, ready for picking.

This May we are DONE harvesting strawberries and cherries, and the lilies are blooming!  Okay, so it IS a bit dry and the grass has stopped making headway, because it does need some rain, but you won't hear me complain.  Heck, even the grass is okay for the most part, there will be enough for hay, and beyond that, I'll save a lot of gas not having to mow all the time.

Coming attractions:

Apples

Peaches
And Harold's garden is a recognizable entity this year!

I usually just make fun of his 'efforts' which are heavy on the planning and using the rototillers (yes, plural!), and the purchasing seed parts and then drop off until the biggest weeds are the ones that mark the 'garden'.  Not so this year.  Note there are plants in rows, the potatoes are hilled (we got potatoes!), the peppers and tomatoes are in rows, there are onions, carrots, even sweet corn, squashes, okra, and beans growing in recognizable rows (some are in a second plot in the orchard), and the big weedy stuff in the background is the asparagus that we ate in April.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Oscar Mayer weaners

Because Ruby had been getting lonely after the calves left and the pigs arrived, and because it takes us 18 months or more to raise another steer, we got two weaner (weanling) calves.  Harold promptly named them Oscar and Mayer.

Oscar is a Jersey and Mayer is a shorthorn cross.

Ruby is a lot happier to have cattle company.

Here they all are resting peacefully in the morning sun:

                                                 Wait, what's got Oscar's attention?

 Uh-oh, there comes trouble...

 Because it is her duty as top bitch to be in the lead, Maggie goes to say hello.  She loves to play with the 'big' animals.  

Oh, if it is safe, then the peanut gallery arrives!

 After a moment confusion, Ruby gets up and calls for order.
 While the other dogs hastily retreat, Maggie and Ruby talk it over.

 We'd all rather go swimming anyway...

Choosy Briards choose Jif

There I am cleaning the kitchen and tossing an empty peanut butter jar, thinking, boy, it's about time someone does something around here, when...

...Harold rescues the jar and says, "I was saving that for Decibel!"

Decibel looks at me with accusing eyes.

         MO-OM... 

                                  What was I thinking?